Valher's definitions

KILLER SANCHEZ

The act of fisting a girls asshole during sexual relations, in a somewhat uncomfortable to painful manner (depends on how loose they are) and then wiping the fecal matter on her face, below nose above top lip. It is also known jokingly as the fist of death or ass-punch or anus-fist-lunge you get the point.

Bob-I gave my girlfriend a killer sanchez last night.
Jay-Holy shit
Bob-exactly, pardon the pun lol, its hard to do though, kinda like trying to fit your hand into a bracelet that is 5 sizes too small

by Valher November 4, 2009

Herpaganaciphilitis

1. A terrible and embarrassing STD which includes Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis... basically ensuring that once you have it, you will be lonely for the rest of your life.

Man that guy got Herpaganaciphilitis from that Hoebag!
Thats must suck... poor bastard.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.

Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Pwn

1 Own to the fullest extent of humanly possible abilities
2. To dominate, be godlike, in comparison to others at any specific thing, ex. video games, sports etc

I Pwn stupid n00bs like you douchebag.

by Valher November 3, 2009

BOANTHROPY

1. A strange condition in which a person, usually male, begins to lose their sanity, eventually beginning to believe themselves to be an ox.

That dude was diagnosed with Boanthropy the other day.
No wonder, his mom's a cow.

by Valher November 3, 2009

PERISTEROPHOBIA

A word that means the fear of pigeons, if this words applies to you, that probably also shows where the word "chicken-shit" originated.

That dude has PERISTEROPHOBIA.
What a useless chicken-shit.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Skee-En-Ki

a way elementary school teachers once tried to call science class for fun, and for a way that could help little kids remember science facts... however the plan backfired and the teachers involved not only sounded like retards but were ridiculed and they looked like idiots... It was fucking hilarious.

Are you ready for Skee-En-Ki class?

by Valher November 3, 2009