Begels 

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.

Begels by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020

Begels 

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo

Begels by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020

Begels 

Butt Kegels that strengthen your sphincter.

Did you do your begels today

Begels by Pedro kulmak January 20, 2021

Hope bagels 

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

Hope bagels by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

Hungarian Herpe Bagels 

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.

Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

Hungarian Herpe Bagels by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011

bodo's bagels

the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.

person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass

bodo's bagels by brosiedon123456789123456789 January 25, 2011

Bryce's Bagels 

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

Bryce's Bagels by pokerboyj January 7, 2014