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Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
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It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.
Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
It never began by Eulero June 19, 2022
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Begoña is a fierce and loyal companion. She is dotes to be as fierce as a lioness, but deep down Begoña is a caring individual who will love you if only you can love her. All her friends say that she is kind, attractive, loyal and important in their lives.
Begoña will roar like a lion if you cross her
Never be fooled by her charm
Begoña by Is this love? May 10, 2021

balla beana 

Someone who breaks balls by asking them what they do every day
balla beana by Travatsio December 14, 2013
This name designates, sometimes, one of the coolest person in the world that you can be lucky enough to get to know.

Some girls with this name are literally from other planet, they are just so special and original that you just want to get to know them more.
Oh, that girl from my class is totally a begoña, she's so cool
Begoña by Krazykraken February 19, 2017

Beanapika 

The god of beans who is trustworthy and accepting to everyone...except the people who eat beans. It is also a 2 brancelled genius that is a huge weeb
Jake: Do you know who beanapika is?
Emma: Yeah! Isnt that the god of beans?
Beanapika worshippers: ALL HAIL BEANAPIKA....ALLHAIL BEANAPIKA
Beanapika by Lev_NotFound December 3, 2020
A lame ass dude who is never down, always snitching on the reg's, and is never a roadman. Not to be confused or misused with a racial slur.
Beanaz: If you don't do xyz the way I want it i'm not down for it

Roadman: But the whole crew is down tho

Beanaz: Nah left it still

Roadman: You fuckin' Beanaz
Beanaz by a_real_roadman June 4, 2018