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beertash

the luvly white foamy tash acquired after drinking a fresh pint of boddingtons bitter!!!
#1 - hey clifford, nice beertash

#2 - cheers bubbina, HOW nice is boddies!?!

#1 - Ya have 2!
by Langhorn Sleaze November 10, 2008
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Beertastic

An exclamation of joy or description of great quality.

On International Beer Day the word "Beertastic" may be substituted for virtually any positive adjective.
"This meal is positively Beertastic!"

(or)

Guy 1: "Dude, it's raining beer outside!"
Guy 2: "Beertastic!"
by skyscotty July 9, 2009
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Beertastrophe

1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.

2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.

3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.
Dude, sorry you dropped your twelver. That was a total beertastrophe.
by helamonster April 28, 2011
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Beertastic

Refers to the moment in which you realize that a specific alcoholic beverage, most likely beer, is insanely pleasing thus you must continue to drink. However Beertastic can be used simply to describe a moment in which you must drink, have drank, or when you simply want to display pleasure with a certain action non-alcoholic related!
Holy shit, that chick is beertastic.

OMG that was the most beertastic moment I have ever had at a bar!
by Guidalz November 6, 2007
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Beertastrophe

A beer related event considered catastrophic to serious beer drinkers.
Karl approached the bar and requested his favorite, high quality draft beer. The bartender pulled the tap and discovered the keg was empty. The bartender explained they were out of his beer and offered him a Bud Light. Karl thought, "what a beertastrophe!"

Paul was out with friends at their local pub. They were sitting at a table. The smoking hot waitress had just delivered a fresh round of pints for everyone. As Paul stood up to leave the table for the restroom, he accidentally bumped the table, causing six freshly poured pints to spill over. Brian belted out "party foul", but he was quickly corrected when Jim said, "dude, that's a beertastrophe!"
by Titleist2002 August 20, 2013
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beerwash

1. when you're too hungover to brush your teeth so you rinse your mouth out with beer

2.when after a night of drinking there is no toothpaste/mouthwash available and you'd rather your breath smell like beer than ass
I'm so hungover if I brush my teeth I'll gag. Fuck it I'll just beerwash

EW my breath is kickin! Time for a beerwash!
by BRCbaby September 19, 2014
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