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beer clock 

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)
Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
beer clock by mmcg1 October 14, 2015
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Beer Clock 

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
Beer Clock by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

Beer o'clock 

Hey, it's beer o'clock! What is everyone still doing in the office?
Beer o'clock by Alexandra August 19, 2004

Beer o'clock 

Another way of saying "time for a drink"
Can be used at finishing time of work, at the end of a sporting event or any time that "time for a drink" would be mist appropriate
at work day's end
"righto boys, beer o'clock"
Beer o'clock by bridgenie September 15, 2005

Beer O'clock 

It's beer o'clock.
Beer O'clock by Swoop June 10, 2004

Beer O'Clock 

The time when you get off work on Friday night and head over to the bar or to a friend's house.
Finally beer o'clock! I'm heading off the bar!
Beer O'Clock by sacksmoker June 1, 2014

Beer O'Clock 

No matter what the actual time it is, it's time to drink.
Guy 1: What time is it? It feels like too late for another drink...

Guy 2: Glad you asked. It's Beer o'clock!

Guy 1: He got me! This guy... Alright, two more beers lovely bartender!
Beer O'Clock by Tanus August 27, 2011
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