1. To act like your generation is better than any following.
2. To make fun of all music that was not originated in the 1960s.
3. To sporatically say wise, God-like statements.
Man: A Perfect Circle? What is this? It sucks!!
Girl: Stop your freaking beegin'!
When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.
Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.