beeger 

another word for blow job , getting head from a chick.
playing the meat flute

man my gf gave me the best birthday beeger ever

beeger by Mr.j131 April 8, 2010

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

beeterskeeter 

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter

Aidan is a beeterskeeter

beeterskeeter by Eat My Hoo Hoo May 29, 2018

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.

I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

General Berger by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021

Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.

Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer

Talking beezer by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021

beeter 

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick

every yeeter has a beeter like peanut butter and jelly

beeter by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

patrice bergeron 

a hockey God. extremely underrated nhl (boston bruins) player. should win the selke every year. talented and unselfish. a true leader. loyal to is team and fans. possibly the most beautiful human being alive. his on-ice performance is exceptional. it is nearly impossible to hate him.

patrice bergeron is perfect.

patrice bergeron by hawkey37 June 29, 2015