beefling

A small, supple woodland sprite that has the consistency and appearance of beef. These bois are easily startled and may emit a ruddy liquid from their nether regions when particularly stressed. Natives used to harvest them, and there are accounts of their flavor being fruity, with hints of mutton. After early English settlers arrived in America, the species was over hunted and eventually the population dwindled into extinction.

I managed to get one sweaty mitt on that beefling, but the darned thing inked and slipped right out of my grasp

beefling by hearbreaker. July 14, 2021

beefliner 

-noun

Condom. A flexible, rubber or latex liner of one's beef (genitalia).

Origins: 2008 Climbing trip to Red River Gorge, Kentucky, atop Party Time (5.7, 2 pitches).

His baby mama got pregnant again because he didn't use a beefliner.

beefliner by beefliner June 25, 2008

Beefing out a weiner 

To chill or relax

"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

Beefing out a weiner by BlackMetaldude666 August 18, 2022

Beefing my grill 

When someone invades your personal space or privacy with the effect of causing harm or distraction. A person may beef the grill of another without necessarily intending to.

"Yo, why the fuck you all up in my face, beefing my grill and shit?"

"Man, Mitch just wouldn't leave me alone about that cigarette I 'owe' him. He was totally beefing my grill."

"Tyrone was beefing my grill hard, so I clocked his ugly face in."

Beefing my grill by poopSmear October 13, 2014

beefing

Disputatious or holding malice against someone

Ja Rule and 50 Cent have been beefing over bullsh*t

beefing by Tiffy&Tolly June 24, 2005

BEEFING UP THE DEAN 

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

BEEFING UP THE DEAN by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

beefking 

The king of the beef

Im the beefking . eat my sausages hoes!

beefking by Dorfinger June 30, 2007