beefling

A small, supple woodland sprite that has the consistency and appearance of beef. These bois are easily startled and may emit a ruddy liquid from their nether regions when particularly stressed. Natives used to harvest them, and there are accounts of their flavor being fruity, with hints of mutton. After early English settlers arrived in America, the species was over hunted and eventually the population dwindled into extinction.

I managed to get one sweaty mitt on that beefling, but the darned thing inked and slipped right out of my grasp

beefling by hearbreaker. July 14, 2021

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beefliner

-noun

Condom. A flexible, rubber or latex liner of one's beef (genitalia).

Origins: 2008 Climbing trip to Red River Gorge, Kentucky, atop Party Time (5.7, 2 pitches).

His baby mama got pregnant again because he didn't use a beefliner.

beefliner by beefliner June 25, 2008

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Beefing out a weiner

To chill or relax

"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

Beefing out a weiner by BlackMetaldude666 August 18, 2022

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Beefing my grill

When someone invades your personal space or privacy with the effect of causing harm or distraction. A person may beef the grill of another without necessarily intending to.

"Yo, why the fuck you all up in my face, beefing my grill and shit?"

"Man, Mitch just wouldn't leave me alone about that cigarette I 'owe' him. He was totally beefing my grill."

"Tyrone was beefing my grill hard, so I clocked his ugly face in."

Beefing my grill by poopSmear October 13, 2014