beef head
Did you see Tom the other night? He let himself go, and now he's not just a fatty, but a total beef head!
beef head by Travis Touchdown February 15, 2008
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beefhead
A casual, yet effective insult to a person antagonizing, criticizing or making fun of you.
A person that is sassing you.
A person stealing your thunder.
synonymous with idiot, beefcake, wiener, butthead, etc.
A person that is sassing you.
A person stealing your thunder.
synonymous with idiot, beefcake, wiener, butthead, etc.
That beefhead is ridiculous, all yellin at the referee!
Oh no, that beefhead took all of the vanilla pudding.
Oh no, that beefhead took all of the vanilla pudding.
Beefhead
The term used to descibe someone with a fucking huge forehead. The term oftern referres to Julien Lescott (Who has the fattest beefiest forehead anyone has even seen, it's fucking abnormal, I would check that beast out if I were you) Otherwise known as a meathead or a fucking dockoff forehead.
Oi lad, you seen the size of that kids Beefhead?'' *Points at Lescott* ''Fuck that's huuuuuuuge, that's a head and a half right there son!
Beefhead by Lescotthasahugefuckingforehed July 25, 2010
Mongo Beefhead
A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.
See also Tip Drill
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.
See also Tip Drill
Mongo Beefhead by ?? March 23, 2004
beefhead
variant of meathead, but with the bovine provlivity of standing around blinking stupidly when any word of more than one syllable is spoken to them. Beefheads are also more heavily built than meathead. Academics are currently devising a standardised physiological test which will be able to identify which football players are meatheads and which qualify as beefheads
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