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a person who is invited into your bed but needs to be uninvited from your bed because they will not get their lazy asses out of it. Sometimes uninvited by ex-girlfriends\boyfriends.

bedfly

bedfly by bedflyswatter November 12, 2010

Words you can keep

BEDFLUTE

A term coined by well known Australian social commentors Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson for the "glans penis".

Warney's skillful use of the bedflute has made him a legend in the horizontal folkdancing community.

BEDFLUTE by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 11, 2005

Related Words

bedfly • BEDFLUTE • beefly • bedaly • bedflix • Bedly • BEFLY • Bed flirting • Bee-Fly-Wasp • bed-flipper

bedaly

Autistic.

Bedaly is autistic

bedaly by Bedaly September 24, 2020

bedflix

Bedflix is the act of lounging in bed, in the twilight stage between sleep and awake. In this stage you're watching Netflix, but not really watching it because your tired, but not so tired that you go to sleep.

I'm going to bedflix it up tonight instead of going out.

bedflix by Vlilris August 31, 2014

beefly

To be used with something awesome or excellent. Not created by Erik Del.

OMG, the new Guns 'N Roses album KICKS IT!

beefly by TsukasaZero February 22, 2005

Bedly

Being like, or in the form of, a bed.

That is a bedly couch. I slept like a log.

Bedly by Structure E8 October 27, 2008

BEFLY

To BEFLY is essential
Sincerely,Cornelius

In order to be him/her you must BEFLY

BEFLY by Cornelius J September 8, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026