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a person who is invited into your bed but needs to be uninvited from your bed because they will not get their lazy asses out of it. Sometimes uninvited by ex-girlfriends\boyfriends.

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bedfly by bedflyswatter November 12, 2010

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BEDFLUTE

A term coined by well known Australian social commentors Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson for the "glans penis".

Warney's skillful use of the bedflute has made him a legend in the horizontal folkdancing community.

BEDFLUTE by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 11, 2005

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bedaly

Autistic.

Bedaly is autistic

bedaly by Bedaly September 24, 2020

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bedflix

Bedflix is the act of lounging in bed, in the twilight stage between sleep and awake. In this stage you're watching Netflix, but not really watching it because your tired, but not so tired that you go to sleep.

I'm going to bedflix it up tonight instead of going out.

bedflix by Vlilris August 31, 2014

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beefly

To be used with something awesome or excellent. Not created by Erik Del.

OMG, the new Guns 'N Roses album KICKS IT!

beefly by TsukasaZero February 22, 2005

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Bedly

Being like, or in the form of, a bed.

That is a bedly couch. I slept like a log.

Bedly by Structure E8 October 27, 2008

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BEFLY

To BEFLY is essential
Sincerely,Cornelius

In order to be him/her you must BEFLY

BEFLY by Cornelius J September 8, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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