beavstinct 

When two or more people think of the same thing at the same time. This must be done by beavs who are fully-qualified in pippence spotting.

A beav: *thinks of cake
B beav: *thinks of cake

= beavstinct.

beavstinct by Effymert123 November 24, 2011

beastington 

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

beastington by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.

That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!

Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011

Beastinator 

The act of achieving success in a situation where it is virtually impossible to excel, such as finding out who the 70's man on every Incubus album cover is.

"Hey, you know Alex? That beastinator just keeps making up sick nasty bass lines, I've heard them when i was walking by the DiMaio estate the other day.

Beastinator by vivalasita December 19, 2008