beavstinct

When two or more people think of the same thing at the same time. This must be done by beavs who are fully-qualified in pippence spotting.

A beav: *thinks of cake
B beav: *thinks of cake

= beavstinct.

beavstinct by Effymert123 November 24, 2011

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beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

beastington by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

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Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.

That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!

Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011

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Beastinator

The act of achieving success in a situation where it is virtually impossible to excel, such as finding out who the 70's man on every Incubus album cover is.

"Hey, you know Alex? That beastinator just keeps making up sick nasty bass lines, I've heard them when i was walking by the DiMaio estate the other day.

Beastinator by vivalasita December 19, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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