beavecoon

A rare animal who lives in Mount. Baker national forest which has the head of a beaver and the body of a raccoon.

#1- yo the fuck is that freaky ass thing?
#2- oh shit dude that's a beavecoon

beavecoon by _Juan_ January 5, 2016

beavecoon

What GW BOOSH wished he was.

A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.

Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.

beavecoon by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010

Beavecoon

A cross breed sexy lookin animal. Will sneak up on you at night and hit you with the beavecoon magic. The wild beavecoon tends to crop dust his peers or… moon blast magic the jungle.

Person 1: Yo!!!! what in the world is that?

Person 2: Holy Shiitake mushrooms it’s a beavecoon. WATCH OUT FOR THE MOON BLAST MAGIC!!!

Beavecoon by Giowise13 March 23, 2022

Beaverton Honda 

An auto dealership located on Canyon road in Beaverton Oregon that doesn't pay their employees what they deserve.

I sure like working as a sales person but I can't afford to go out tonight. I work at Beaverton Honda

Beaverton Honda by Jesse69 July 30, 2009

Beavcoon 

A head of a beaver and a rump of a raccoon.

Look at that sexy Beavcoon!

Beavcoon by cheese-kun July 6, 2010

Beavpoon 

The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.

Don't come over after 6, beavpoon might be out.

Beavpoon by cobrashark September 28, 2010

Beavcoon 

When you're tripping on acid, scouting out big foot, and an animal attacks you out of the forest. Head of beaver, rump of raccoon.

That's one sexy Beavcoon!

Beavcoon by Beavcoonlover69 July 1, 2015