A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
A cross breed sexy lookin animal. Will sneak up on you at night and hit you with the beavecoon magic. The wild beavecoon tends to crop dust his peers or… moon blast magic the jungle.
The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.