Wife Beater Car 

When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".

The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D

Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..

Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"

Wife Beater Car by B-ret =D July 27, 2009

shit beater car 

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

shit beater car by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Car Beaner 

What americans end up saying when they try to pronounce "Karbiner" when refering to a series of German bolt action rifles.

"Hey guys today we'll be taking a look at a Car Beaner 98k."

Car Beaner by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

Car Beaner 

What americans end up saying when refering to a type of bolt action rifle from Germany.

"Hey guys today we're gonna be taking a look at a 1944 ERMA production Car Beaner 98k."

Car Beaner by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

jacking it better than a car 

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

jacking it better than a car by loltkyx September 18, 2017

the car has seen better days 

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition

the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days by seetoknow January 4, 2010

carpet beater

In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.

(Basically a Victorian hoover)

I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater

carpet beater by imwaycoolerthanyou1 July 17, 2022