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butter beatoff
the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job
made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
butter beatoff by butter beatoff November 18, 2020
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BeatOffice
A seperate structure from your home where you both work and masturbate. Concatenation of "beat off" and "office".
Steve was having trouble getting work done in his house during the pandemic, so he converted his shed into a BeatOffice.
BeatOffice by Steve Shrim October 21, 2020
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beatoffable by Mountain Slayre April 28, 2020
beatoff
a guy, generally who has overly-done hairdos, tight shirts and general metrosexual tendencies. Stuck-up and most likely drives a nisan and listens to terrible dance music and gets their eye brows down.
Jeez, that dude is the biggest frickin' beat-off on earth..He's wearing girl pants for christs sake!
beatoff by daveydeadite May 17, 2005
beatoff
when playing halo, or any game for that matter, and you and your opponent melee eachother to death simultaneously.
beatoff by bearcapitan October 24, 2009
facebook beatoff
1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .
2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
facebook beatoff by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011
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