beatoff

a guy, generally who has overly-done hairdos, tight shirts and general metrosexual tendencies. Stuck-up and most likely drives a nisan and listens to terrible dance music and gets their eye brows down.
Jeez, that dude is the biggest frickin' beat-off on earth..He's wearing girl pants for christs sake!
by daveydeadite May 16, 2005
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beatoff

when playing halo, or any game for that matter, and you and your opponent melee eachother to death simultaneously.
ha ha, man i almost killed that cunt but instead we beatoff
by bearcapitan October 25, 2009
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beatoff

One whos a Freakin Loser and beatoff cause hes a duh head
by Tauny Poo March 02, 2003
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beatoffable

when you find something attractive to beat off too
Hey, that sexy lady in that magazine is pretty beatoffable.
by Mountain Slayre April 29, 2020
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butter beatoff

the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job

made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
butter beatoff:
Ha-ha! Ah. A butter beat-off. I know that's right. a butter beat-off
by butter beatoff November 18, 2020
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facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011
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beatoff balcony

what happens when you have two people cocoeding a room and one is higher up than the other well they peer down and beatoff
hey man want to split the cost on this room i really want that beatoff balcony to enjoy watching you sleep
by refuse to poofread January 22, 2012
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