a guy, generally who has overly-done hairdos, tight shirts and general metrosexual tendencies. Stuck-up and most likely drives a nisan and listens to terrible dance music and gets their eye brows down.
Jeez, that dude is the biggest frickin' beat-off on earth..He's wearing girl pants for christs sake!
by daveydeadite May 16, 2005
when playing halo, or any game for that matter, and you and your opponent melee eachother to death simultaneously.
by bearcapitan October 25, 2009
by Tauny Poo March 02, 2003
by Mountain Slayre April 29, 2020
the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job
made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
by butter beatoff November 18, 2020
1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .
2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011
what happens when you have two people cocoeding a room and one is higher up than the other well they peer down and beatoff
hey man want to split the cost on this room i really want that beatoff balcony to enjoy watching you sleep
by refuse to poofread January 22, 2012