beatoff

a guy, generally who has overly-done hairdos, tight shirts and general metrosexual tendencies. Stuck-up and most likely drives a nisan and listens to terrible dance music and gets their eye brows down.

Jeez, that dude is the biggest frickin' beat-off on earth..He's wearing girl pants for christs sake!

by daveydeadite May 17, 2005

beatoff

when playing halo, or any game for that matter, and you and your opponent melee eachother to death simultaneously.

ha ha, man i almost killed that cunt but instead we beatoff

by bearcapitan October 24, 2009

beatoff

One whos a Freakin Loser and beatoff cause hes a duh head

God Ricky your such a freakin beatoff

by Tauny Poo March 1, 2003

beatoff balcony

what happens when you have two people cocoeding a room and one is higher up than the other well they peer down and beatoff

hey man want to split the cost on this room i really want that beatoff balcony to enjoy watching you sleep

by refuse to poofread February 11, 2012

Beatoff Fantasy

Where people have this idea of self-grandeur, but it results in failure.

This guy is a Beatoff fantasy because he thinks he is a horse expert, but acts stupid and does not know much about horses

by jondich September 16, 2021

beatoff beads

Wooden beads that are, after being lubed up, worn on the wrists and rotated repeatedly in order to sensationalize a phallus or clitoris.

Jordan Rose really had a knack for those beatoff beads he used multiple times a day.

by OGdumplingBoy September 24, 2021

butter beatoff

the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job

made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given

butter beatoff:
Ha-ha! Ah. A butter beat-off. I know that's right. a butter beat-off

by butter beatoff November 18, 2020