Beatoffki

Beatoffki - To beat off and think you are alone or unwatched, but unbeknownst to you, someone opens the door and owns you.

we knew this kid named Steve...

and one time, my brother caught Steve whackin it!

so in honor of Steve's one handed achievement, we give you this word!

Continue whackin it, Steve Beatoffki!!!

by anonymous sodomy June 13, 2007

butter beatoff

the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job

made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given

butter beatoff:
Ha-ha! Ah. A butter beat-off. I know that's right. a butter beat-off

by butter beatoff November 18, 2020

BeatOffice

A seperate structure from your home where you both work and masturbate. Concatenation of "beat off" and "office".

Steve was having trouble getting work done in his house during the pandemic, so he converted his shed into a BeatOffice.

by Steve Shrim October 21, 2020

beatoffable

when you find something attractive to beat off too

Hey, that sexy lady in that magazine is pretty beatoffable.

by Mountain Slayre April 28, 2020

beatoff

a guy, generally who has overly-done hairdos, tight shirts and general metrosexual tendencies. Stuck-up and most likely drives a nisan and listens to terrible dance music and gets their eye brows down.

Jeez, that dude is the biggest frickin' beat-off on earth..He's wearing girl pants for christs sake!

by daveydeadite May 17, 2005

beatoff

when playing halo, or any game for that matter, and you and your opponent melee eachother to death simultaneously.

ha ha, man i almost killed that cunt but instead we beatoff

by bearcapitan October 24, 2009

facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.

John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game

by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011