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beat the game 

(v) 1. When you drink so much that by the end of the night, you are stone cold sober.
2. When a man has sex for so long that the girl becomes dry before he gets a chance to come.
1. "Dude, last night I drank so much that I beat the game. The whole bottle of Tequila was gone, and yet I was making perfect sense!"

2. Person: "Dude, Lisa and I fucked for 6 hours last night... she dried up before I could get off!"
Buddy: "You beat the game!"
beat the game by DoctaJ August 19, 2007

How to beat the game 

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out
Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

beat the cock game 

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!
Dude I failed on the beat the cock game
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026