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beat the game 

(v) 1. When you drink so much that by the end of the night, you are stone cold sober.
2. When a man has sex for so long that the girl becomes dry before he gets a chance to come.
1. "Dude, last night I drank so much that I beat the game. The whole bottle of Tequila was gone, and yet I was making perfect sense!"

2. Person: "Dude, Lisa and I fucked for 6 hours last night... she dried up before I could get off!"
Buddy: "You beat the game!"
beat the game by DoctaJ August 19, 2007

How to beat the game 

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out
Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

beat the cock game 

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!
Dude I failed on the beat the cock game
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026