beat stare 

When two men challenge each to masturbate whilst standing, staring at each other intimidatingly without breaking eye contact. First one to come wins.

Yeah things got wild Saturday night. Was drinking with gazza and he challenged me to a beat Stare. After a long intense battle I came out on top.

beat stare by Giggle ninja March 16, 2020

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

beatstreet 

For a person or an object or situation (etc.) to be on the street of "beat"; used figuratively. Beat is defined in this instance as being lame or boring.

"It's so awkward right now between me and my family after I walked out on Christmas."
"I know, it's beatstreet.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me and tore shit up in my apartment before she left!"
"Beatstreet."

"I hate you."
"Ugh! That's beatstreet, man!"

beatstreet by why wasn't this defined yet? April 5, 2008

Beatstreet 

One who is beatstreet is so entirely cool for their own good that they are almost uncool.

Catalina: I know, I know, I'm sorry I won't meet up with you on the freedom trail I've just got other more important things to do with my time.
Laura: Oh I see how it is, too beatstreet to hang out at one of your favorite historical locations anymore!

Beatstreet by CatPat February 27, 2006

Beatstar 

Amazing piano-tiles-style game that led me to the knowledge of Gorillaz.

Guy: I never knew of Gorillaz until I played Beatstar.

Beatstar by BillyMcKoolKid June 30, 2022