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beat chick 

As coined by the MIAA's finest, a beat chick is one who is ugly, fat, obnoxious, a fucking loser, lesbian, feminist, or all of the above. They tend to be unkempt in their appearance (i.e. not tanning in winter or not enough make-up in school) or intent on standing up for things they believe in, even when they are told to shut the fuck up by a dude. Beat chicks can be losers you pass in the hall or social clingers who scrape their way into your parties, either way, they are to be avoided at all costs. Beat chicks flock to boys with stupid nicknames like "chill" or temporary inhabitants of Nebraska. The social "beaters" tend to garner unflattering nicknames that hopefully will last for lifetimes. "No Beat Chicks" has become the rallying cry for "Tech" and hopefully a nation.
Bro #1 "Duuuuude, how beat was that chick Chill hooked up with?"

Bro #2 "Duuuuude, she was beat as shit, only he would tap that shit"

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, i know, but thats the only pussy he gets"

Bro #2 "nothing worse than a beat chick..maybe chill"
beat chick by Nobete Chix April 22, 2008

beat chick 

A chick who looks like she has been "beaten" both in life, and by a hot sack of nickles.

Read: ugly, fat, and typically reaks like week-old garbage.
All emo kids are beat chicks, both guys and girls.
beat chick by Jaredt December 1, 2006

beat chick 

hey groovy beat chick wanna get naked and smoke some reefer?
beat chick by loco weed April 24, 2003

beat your chick day 

Beat Your Chick Day (B.Y.C.D) is a commonly used abbreviation in the (mostly African) suburbs. It is on 13 November, and it is used to legally beat up your chick... However, if the chick has wounds the next day, it isn't legal, the criminal must be turned in. Thus you might not have heard of it before.
Beat Your Chick Day:
'Jordi, you beat up your chick really fine man!'

' Did you know that B.Y.C.D is tomorrow?'

beat the chicken 

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation
all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!
beat the chicken by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

Chicken beat

When you try and type f_____g beat because you’re tired but Spellcheck turns it into ducken beat. After a while you start substituting chicken for ducken.
Sorry. I can’t make it. I’m chicken beat.
Chicken beat by LocalDan33 October 8, 2021

Beat you into a bucket of chicken 

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!
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