Beastified

A kid named Andy and uses this word all the time. This word doesn't really exist, but he's too stupid and has such a small vocabulary that he uses this word all the time.

That is beastified style!!!

Beastified by TheAsianSensation March 22, 2004

Beastified

the biggest loser to exist, probably a fat korean kid with a small brain. Most likely has a really fat brother named Chace.

Aye yo is that beastified, I heard that he eats shit!

Beastified by Ayden so awesome September 7, 2020

Beastified studmuffin. ;) 

Emma Deaton and Lexi Childerss. Duhh, :)

1.) Emma Deaton&&
2.) Lexi Childers

-are examples of Beastified studmuffin. ;)

Beastified studmuffin. ;) by Kaylee Morgan July 29, 2012

Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009

blastified 

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.

Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.

blastified by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

Blistified 

1. The point of being high with no return..

2. The ultimate prankster..

DAmn u look blistified right now.

Blistified by WaffleTits October 8, 2009

Beastifiliac 

One who combines beastiality and necrofilia fetishes. Meaning that they have sexual relations with dead animals.

Denise engages in sexual acts with dead animals, she is a beastifiliac

Beastifiliac by Cristina "no h" May 9, 2008