Deaton 

A Deaton is a rare creature that is very caring and mindful (sometimes) of other peoples feelings. If you ever come across a Deaton you should cherish him for ever and ever! And in extra detail, most Deatons are NOT ladies men if you catch my drift, but when they do attract women, that relationship will last for a while.

Hey my name is Deaton, wanna be friends?

Deaton by Definition_Dude2023 December 13, 2018

deaton 

Deatons are generally tall and have no butt. Humorous and intelligent, but also sadistic and sometimes cruel to animals. Prone to ailments. Male Deatons are generally attracted to spicy, raven-haired women.

My dog is dead. It got Deatoned.

deaton by markusaureliuz September 30, 2014

Grant Deaton 

Sweet and funny guy that's always trying to make people smile. Handsome and fun to be around, life of the party. Smile that could light up a room and looks amazing with short hair.

That guy is so sweet and sexy, he's a total Grant Deaton

Grant Deaton by littledevl11 May 5, 2011

John Deacon 

John Deacon is the bassist of the well popular band - Queen. His nickname is Deaky. Some people argue over the fact that it's spelled Deacy and not Deaky, but we don't talk about that. He has said in many interviews that Freddie was his best friend. Some people ship them as a couple (Deacury) but guess what, we don't talk about that either. John is a dancing queen, hense his second nickname Disco Deaky. In the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by the actor Joe Mazzello who is very similar to John.

Girl 1: I just saw a new leaked image of John Deacon!
Girl 2: Wtf, we need to take it down! The man deserves his privacy!

John Deacon by Joe likes Mozzarella January 6, 2019

John Deacon 

The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.

Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!

John Deacon by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

John Deacon 

Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.

Oh My! John Deacon ate my cheese on toast!

John Deacon by brianmay.king January 24, 2019

John Deacon 

John Deacon was the Legendary Bass Player from the Rock Group Queen, Retired in 1997

Mike: Who is that wicked bassist on Another One Bites the Dust
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon

John Deacon by Imputanium September 28, 2006