beast master 

When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.

"Damn I have to get laid, I call beast master tonight...I'm gunna get some puntang!"

beast master by ho magnet April 26, 2003

Beast Master 

1. A term used to define a giant didlo, usually one that looks like only a very big and dirty girl would own; or to describe a male who frequently handles large and hairy vaginas that most would keep out of at any cost

"wanna use my dildo, i have some condoms" offers the big and not so beautiful possible lesbians definite part time hooker,
" I wouldnt use that Beast Master if you paid me, not to mention the jumping bugs, it has fuckin spikes!"

Beast Master by Shauna Testicles May 13, 2013

beast master of disaster 

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.

Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."

beast master of disaster by otm_mas October 12, 2011

Beast master belt 

When you and your boys try to fuck the biggest, ugliest girl at the party or venue. Whoever decides to take down the beast earns the critically acclaimed beast master belt. It is similar to the UFC OR WWF belt in appearance but relates to heavyweights in the nature of plumpers.

All of us wanted to fuck but there was one fat girl that needed to be taken care of. Cody Smith decided to take one for the team and slayed the beast that night. He earned the beast master belt and is currently the belt holder and plump dumpster champion.

Beast master belt by The Train and Cody Smith December 30, 2009

sasquatch school of beast masters 

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school

megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters

sasquatch school of beast masters by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

master blast 

1. the act of smoking freebased cocaine (crack) while climaxing from engaging in oral sex.
2. the act of blowing the vaporized fumes of inhaled crack cocaine into or onto the genetailia of ones partner(s).

1. I gave Eddie a master blast after he cooked up an eight ball and then we fucked like pigs.
2. Eddie and I were doing a master blast when he inadvertantly came in my mouth and i swallowed it.

master blast by betty April 4, 2004

Best Dungeon Master

The Best Dungeon Master is named Emily and is super pretty and awesome and always makes sure her players are having lots of fun above all. She is creative and smart and does the best voice impressions for any character. When a new player joins or anyone has questions or needs assistance, Emily the Best Dungeon Master will do everything in her power to make sure the player feels included and knows what to do.

"Did you hear? Emily sat down with me to pick out new spells last night!"
"Yeah, she's the Best Dungeon Master!"

"Wow, I didn't see this coming! Emily, you're the Best Dungeon Master!"

Best Dungeon Master by captainfanta January 25, 2022