bearwald

Fucking weird ass bitch with saggy tits and no ass, always wearing slippers. 0 personality, no dick in 19 yets, ugly as shit and cant take a joke. ew ew ew

your being a bearwald

by shehdh November 14, 2021

Berwald

A Berwald is an extremely tall guy, usually with blond hair and glasses, who keeps a scary expression most of the time. Underneath his scariness, he is a real sweetheart and is very reliable. Berwalds have a tendency to claim people as their "wife" and will most likely stay with and protect that person with their lives.

Person 1: I met this scary guy at IKEA, but he was such a sweetie.

Person 2: He must be a Berwald.

by Russia Lupin November 2, 2011

bearwall

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.

Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.

by Kortunharig February 25, 2010

Bearwalk

#1: To escort a UC Berkeley student while wearing bright yellow and blue clothing.

#2: To perform an act of sexual conquest comparable to that of a bear mauling.

1: I was bearwalked last night to my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.

2: I was bearwalked last night IN my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.

by pecoae October 26, 2009