Are you trying to help me grow a beard
Are you trying to help me grow a beard by anonymous September 12, 2021
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arse hair beard
A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!
Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??
Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!
Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!
Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!
Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!
arse hair beard by The Notorious B.A.Z February 1, 2008
arabian beard
The act of ejaculating on your partners chin while she's sleeping and then snipping your pubes onto her face so they stick and look like a beard.
arabian beard by SSK Sgt. Lemon July 20, 2008
the white to bear arms
All U.S Americans have 'the right to bear arms', but in practice, only white people can trust police to allow them to have this right.
The white to bear arms is evident when comparing the police response to Kyle Rittenhouse, when he was allowed to walk away after he shot three people with an illegal gun and comparing that response to a Minnesotan police officer shooting Philando Castile in front of his family after he notified the officer that he had a legal gun in his car.
the white to bear arms by America is the bad place November 23, 2021
cutie bear (Armed Forces)
1)- Childishly adorable.
2)- Nick name for some children.
3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.
As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.
The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.
-----------Notable traits--------
-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat
-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light
-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.
-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
2)- Nick name for some children.
3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.
As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.
The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.
-----------Notable traits--------
-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat
-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light
-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.
-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
1)PFC Lester is in the army but still does childish things
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:
-Wets the bed
-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.
-Freezes under fire
-Plays D&D
-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it
-Crys
-Re-enlisted
2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:
-Wets the bed
-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.
-Freezes under fire
-Plays D&D
-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it
-Crys
-Re-enlisted
2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
cutie bear (Armed Forces) by Chucked October 18, 2007
bear arms
right to bear arms
The 2nd and most controversial ammendment to the Constitution. It is part of the bill of rights.
1) The right to have bear-like arms
2) The right to own a firearm
3) The right to shoot a bear and put its arms on the wall
4) The most confusing thing in the world
1) The right to have bear-like arms
2) The right to own a firearm
3) The right to shoot a bear and put its arms on the wall
4) The most confusing thing in the world
1) Damn! Halloween is so much better now that I have the right to wear bear arms. I'm going to scare everybody!
2) Martha, I'z goin' a shoot me a crocodillio or a deer for our dinna' cause I gots the right to bear me some arms.
3) Since I have the right to bear arms, I might as well mount this petrified bear on the wall.
4) What were our forefathers thinking when they gave us the right to bear arms? Maybe they never thought it was possible for something this vauge to be misinterperated.
2) Martha, I'z goin' a shoot me a crocodillio or a deer for our dinna' cause I gots the right to bear me some arms.
3) Since I have the right to bear arms, I might as well mount this petrified bear on the wall.
4) What were our forefathers thinking when they gave us the right to bear arms? Maybe they never thought it was possible for something this vauge to be misinterperated.
right to bear arms by POMLOVE August 31, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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