beard butt

A person who wears a tinsle garland srand like a thong. Done to evoke laughter. Prank by young children.

Joel: What's up beard butt?

Sarah: That's what!

by boat crew April 16, 2011

Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them

Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!

by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011

Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 February 15, 2008

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 January 12, 2009

bear butt

The dopest hammock company in the world!

Bear Butt Hammies are freakin' dope bro!

by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017

polar bear butt

a rear end that is large and rounded, almost heart shaped, like a polar bear's. Usually found on overweight or chubby men.

Did you see that guy's ass? It's freakin' huge! He totally has polar bear butt.

by Anonymous7895037893274 October 3, 2008