Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.
Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.
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Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.
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Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.
by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007
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Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?
Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.
Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.
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