Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, !@##&^^*%@; (bearanoia) simply means really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears ; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.
by godsavethecheese August 03, 2007
To have an irrational fear of bears.
Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.
by godsavethecheese August 02, 2007
Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.
by godsavethecheese August 03, 2007
To have an irrational fear of bears.
Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.
by godsavethecheese August 02, 2007
question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?
answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
by godsavethecheese August 06, 2007