Bear tits

A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".

The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!

by Permanenthursday January 22, 2010

bear tits

hairy nipples

It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.

by anamigo June 27, 2010

gummi bear tits

noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.

"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"

*slap*

*knee to the bollocks*

by moominX July 1, 2010

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 1, 2020