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Bear Job 

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.
Bear Job by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013
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When someone puts honey or lub on their dick and rub it against something like a bear scratching is back against a tree.
I gave myself a BearJob against the fridge this morning.
BearJob by Meticulous October 6, 2021
when a bear sells you a Shinesprite for 10 blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine
"We got ten coins, time to go get a bearjob"
bearjob by IT WAS VASI February 13, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026