Bear Gas

Information that is perceived to be nonsensical or innacurate.

A: I reckon Floyd Mayweather Jr would have whipped Muhammed Ali if he went back in time

B: Stop chatting bear gas dude, Ali was the Greatest!

Bear Gas by Hank Bennett May 30, 2010

Bear-Gas 

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.

A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!

Bear-Gas by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010

Bear-Gasm 

A sweet sensation, better than an orgasm, provoked by seeing a picture of a girl who you will never meet or sleep with.

I seen a picture of Megan Fox today, then Vannessa Anne Hudgens. I pulled down my pants and bear-gasmed everywhere.

Bear-Gasm by Ciaran Ya Bass January 31, 2009

Beargasm

Big man who resembles bear, who wears female like lip ring and whom dresses in the dark. He also holds the door open for young fleshy women.Om nom nom nom. As a result said young women walks into door.

"claire totally just had a beargasm"

Beargasm by bearycool March 11, 2009