bear crawl 

When you look like an idiot on the floor of a mall

I dare you to look like a idiot, bear crawl

bear crawl by Thetheaknc n adchb April 8, 2017

bear crawl 

To crawl on one's hands and feet

Coach made us bear crawl at practice today.

bear crawl by berlinadams November 27, 2017

Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

Appalachian Bear Crawl by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025

bear crawling 

The terrifying way Alma from FEAR crawls at you when your in an air vent.

OMFG ALMA's bear crawling me

bear crawling by Foor November 30, 2006

barcrawl 

A barcrawl is an event planned by an organization or group of friends where people move from bar to bar at pre-designated times. The barcrawlers are often identified by a common T-shirt, which often has the bar names and times in case crawlers forget. Appears to have been popularized on the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign campus, due to the close proximity of bars and the bar entry age of 19.

Angela threw a birthday barcrawl for her roommate's 21st birthday, and the group got completely wasted at 6 bars in one night.

barcrawl by kate December 2, 2004

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007