bean fuck

when you perform anal sex on a person that is in the fetal position.

Jimmy asked Suzy to get into the fetal position after he took off his pants, so that he could perfmorm a quality bean fuck

bean fuck by El Windsoro April 26, 2006

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fuck-bean

Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.

Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk

fuck-bean by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

Related Words

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Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.

"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."

Bean Fucked by Dassah December 23, 2016

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

fucking the bean bag chair by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

fuckshit bean bag

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag

shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin

fuckshit bean bag by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005

stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.

That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker by noillegals August 5, 2010

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

Fucking Baked bean by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

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