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Ian Bealing is a term used when you have to hold in a laugh/squeal/snigger in an awkward situation such as at work when its deadly quiet or at a funeral and as a result of trying to laugh quietly or not laugh at all you end up pulling the infamous Ian Beale face.
I'm totally Ian Bealing right now

Have you seen Jessye shes Ian Bealing at a joke I told her!

Trying my best not to Ian Beale right now
by SatansLittleLover69 October 8, 2019
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A game played by swingers. Woman lays down, whilst several men line up and take turns blindfolded (of course) to 'Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa'. Also known as putting their testicles in the woman's mouth which is full of warm untainted, delicious, scrumptious semen.
Hey Mike, are you up for a bit of dunk the biscuit in the cuppa tonight?

Did you hear about Mandy last night, she got dunked several times!
by SatansLittleLover69 September 20, 2019
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