A tall quiet guy (often found during the day at Kennedale) who makes the summer months of returning items to the earth so enjoyable that the swamper doesn't want to leave. Also, Beastorious is exceedingly handsome and is unlike anyone else.
A word made up by the crackhead authors at Activision of "Bloody Roar" to mean the change from a human zoanthrope into his or her respective beast form.