beak wet

to get your shit slobbed on

yo, i got my beak wet.... DANG!

by Taylor Hellmaker June 29, 2008

To get one's beak wet

To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.

The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'

Man's got to get his beak wet!

Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!

'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'

What is it to get one's beak wet?

by Captain Steelshank March 22, 2019

Wet My Beak

To muscle in on someone else's action. To take a piece of the pie.

When Johnny Sack moved to Jersey, he claimed "I'm not looking to wet my beak." But Tony Soprano knew otherwise.

by Sartorius January 15, 2009

wet your beak

To get a share of the money. Term used by mafia members.

Vincent: I've called you here to ask a favor.
Jonny:you wish wet your beak?
Vincent: yes
Jonny: in extange for?
Vincent:I can only offer you my loyalty sir.

by don cairns June 29, 2011

Wet the beak

Typically in a social setting with friends/family involving drinking alcohol. You are wetting the beak when you are drinking more than recommended.

Hey Anup, would you like to wet the beak tonight?

Wow Brit! Your beak is soaked!

by Spoony7792 December 3, 2021