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beady beads 

The tight knotted balls of hair attached to a person's scalp from lack of combing or brushing.
All the kids at school were laughing at the beady beads on da back of little Ron Ron's heads. So he went to go get faded up.
beady beads by #LilEarlDoubleO's February 8, 2018
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beady beads 

The "beady beads" are the hair that is usually on the back of an afro-american's neck. Also, referred to as the "kitchen". This hair usually forms into tight curls making it very hard to manage.
"Girl! I can't braid your beady beads into this, they are untamable! "
beady beads by sasacash April 24, 2018

Beady beads 

Bead for decorateing hair or use for art projects
You know you live in the hood when theres beady beads in your parking lot.
Beady beads by Bluebutterfly4u August 14, 2018

Saber's beads 

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.
Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.
Saber's beads by infoserver March 9, 2019

beady rat eyes 

The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.
1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.

2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.

3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.
beady rat eyes by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 16, 2019

nice beads 

A phrase said to one who possesses beads that are of great quality. Can also be used to instantly roast anybody.
David: Why don’t you eat the watermelon?
Grant: Because I don’t like the seeds.
David: nice beads
Grant: k guess i’ll just go jump in the pool
David: cool
nice beads by Cooldidntask October 5, 2018

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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