beady beads 

The tight knotted balls of hair attached to a person's scalp from lack of combing or brushing.

All the kids at school were laughing at the beady beads on da back of little Ron Ron's heads. So he went to go get faded up.

beady beads by #LilEarlDoubleO's February 8, 2018

beady beads 

The "beady beads" are the hair that is usually on the back of an afro-american's neck. Also, referred to as the "kitchen". This hair usually forms into tight curls making it very hard to manage.

"Girl! I can't braid your beady beads into this, they are untamable! "

beady beads by sasacash April 24, 2018

Beady beads 

Bead for decorateing hair or use for art projects

You know you live in the hood when theres beady beads in your parking lot.

Beady beads by Bluebutterfly4u August 14, 2018

Saber's beads 

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.

Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.

Saber's beads by infoserver March 9, 2019

beady rat eyes 

The Shadiest, and most deceiving and evil of all beady eye strains. Extremely conniving and very ill willed. Revengeful and Vindictive.

1. You can always tell what that Ice Queens intentions are, just by looking at her beady rat eyes.

2. I suggest you tuck your balls, and cover your heart, because those beady rat eyes your GF has when she wants revenge or is being vindictive, are scary as fuck.

3. The eyes tell everything, and when a female has beady rat eyes like George W Bush, run for your life brother.

beady rat eyes by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 16, 2019

nice beads 

A phrase said to one who possesses beads that are of great quality. Can also be used to instantly roast anybody.

David: Why don’t you eat the watermelon?
Grant: Because I don’t like the seeds.
David: nice beads
Grant: k guess i’ll just go jump in the pool
David: cool

nice beads by Cooldidntask October 5, 2018

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015