bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.
"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."
by Jonathan June 14, 2006
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A word which is used to express displeasure.
Oh Bum Beads, I've just dropped my bat!
by dogboy1973 November 29, 2005
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1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 8, 2010
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