One has the intention of going to a party to drink excessively and get wild, but then slowly realizes that he/she is hanging out with a group of couples who are boring, snuggling, and will probably go to bed in 45 minutes.
Hey man, let's go over to my friendNicole's party?
Fuck no! Those mother fuckers will beachhouse your ass!
Oh really?
Yeah, they'll couple condom you mother fucker.
Let's steal the keg!
Fuck yeah!
Any rainy summer day when the rain is almost a welcome excuse to lay around and play board games/read a book/listen to records etc. Participants need not actually be at a beach house or even be on vacation but must be away from work or work activities.
noun,adjective, a term of endearment used to describe a friendship that is greater than usual. of asian descent, it has since been applied to more every day use, but it sure provides for some craziness.
Those Beachorse have been friends for years and they're still causing havoc.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.