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Natasha- "BBHMD"
Bruno- "I don't, let's just go out."
bbhmd by YoItsash July 26, 2016
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Bitch better have my money
#BBHMM
bbhmm by anaek April 7, 2015
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BBHMW is an acronym for Big-Boned, Hairy, Mexican Woman. BBHMW's are often found at county fairs, one-dollar stores, Costcos, and in the city of Los Angeles. When spotted, they usually puff out their chest in an attempt to attract members of the opposite (or same) sex. They wear copious amounts of foundation and eye-liner, despite their dark complexions, and can easily be referred to as "Cake-Faced." They have adapted to their hostile environment by developing large, gelationous love-handles, for easy gripping during sexual intercourse. BBHMW's will most always be on the bottom. Few have tried it the other way around, but they most often end up flirting with death. They usually travel in groups, consisting of women of equal, if not greater, mass. When you approach them, be extremely cautious, as almost anything can arouse their interest sexually. Their most potent form of defense is their pungent scent emanating from their lower regions and their ability to smother white males through flirtatious advances. Be wary of the lone BBHMW as she is sure to be searching for a partner(s) for the night. Be very cautious around BBHMW's.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Riley the other day?

Guy 2: No, what happened?

Guy 1: Apparently, he got smothered by a FUCKING slaggy BBHMW!

Guy 2: Hohohohoho, what a fine lass!
BBHMW by TheCaptainsCrew July 24, 2011

BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money) 

1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?
Baby momma drama
Man I gotta lot of bbmd.
bbmd by CaramelKandie December 3, 2017
The Big Black Bitch of the Mobile Ditch, USCGC CYPRESS.
A black hull (hole) that enslaves the souls of hapless Coastguardsmen and women and turns them into tormented rednecks, unrecognizable to their close friends and family. See sea 'stache, molest 'stache, trash 'stache
Cadet A: "I had a great summer on the BBBMD."

Cadet B: "Who the hell are you? Do you even go to the Academy? What's that shit on your face?"

Cadet A: "Do work, son!"
BBBMD by Cadet Alpha August 11, 2008
the act of demanding others for your own money. Thus, expanding your wealth.
“what’s BBHMM?”

“it means bitch better have my money
BBHMM by ILOVEMONEY.4Life August 16, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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