by YoItsash July 26, 2016
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BBHMW is an acronym for Big-Boned, Hairy, Mexican Woman. BBHMW's are often found at county fairs, one-dollar stores, Costcos, and in the city of Los Angeles. When spotted, they usually puff out their chest in an attempt to attract members of the opposite (or same) sex. They wear copious amounts of foundation and eye-liner, despite their dark complexions, and can easily be referred to as "Cake-Faced." They have adapted to their hostile environment by developing large, gelationous love-handles, for easy gripping during sexual intercourse. BBHMW's will most always be on the bottom. Few have tried it the other way around, but they most often end up flirting with death. They usually travel in groups, consisting of women of equal, if not greater, mass. When you approach them, be extremely cautious, as almost anything can arouse their interest sexually. Their most potent form of defense is their pungent scent emanating from their lower regions and their ability to smother white males through flirtatious advances. Be wary of the lone BBHMW as she is sure to be searching for a partner(s) for the night. Be very cautious around BBHMW's.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Riley the other day?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Apparently, he got smothered by a FUCKING slaggy BBHMW!
Guy 2: Hohohohoho, what a fine lass!
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Apparently, he got smothered by a FUCKING slaggy BBHMW!
Guy 2: Hohohohoho, what a fine lass!
by TheCaptainsCrew July 24, 2011
Get the BBHMW mug.1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?
by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011
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The Big Black Bitch of the Mobile Ditch, USCGC CYPRESS.
A black hull (hole) that enslaves the souls of hapless Coastguardsmen and women and turns them into tormented rednecks, unrecognizable to their close friends and family. See sea 'stache, molest 'stache, trash 'stache
A black hull (hole) that enslaves the souls of hapless Coastguardsmen and women and turns them into tormented rednecks, unrecognizable to their close friends and family. See sea 'stache, molest 'stache, trash 'stache
Cadet A: "I had a great summer on the BBBMD."
Cadet B: "Who the hell are you? Do you even go to the Academy? What's that shit on your face?"
Cadet A: "Do work, son!"
Cadet B: "Who the hell are you? Do you even go to the Academy? What's that shit on your face?"
Cadet A: "Do work, son!"
by Cadet Alpha August 11, 2008
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