bawlin 

bawlin-to cry histarically.to be hit apon with sadness.

yo, i couldnt stop bawlin after i found out my dude luis got shot up meng.

bawlin by natasha d July 9, 2007

Bawlin Lawlin 

This phrase can be used to replace certain acts of owning someone.

For example:

"I was bawlin lawlin all over your mom last night Timmy!"
-Billy

"Last night in Wintergrasp, I was bawlin lawlin all over the Alliance!"
-Blood Elf

Bawlin Lawlin by 1inthesink2inthepink October 8, 2009

Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.

Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.

Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator

"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023

take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011