battrician

A battrician is an expert in the field of batteries and other portable forms of power for electronic devices.

I thought my car battery died so I got it tested by a battrician, turns out it was actually my alternator that needed replacing.

battrician by catachanninja January 2, 2011

battrical

something that is battery operated

The desk lamp that I bought at the store runs on electricity, therefore it is electrical.
The flashlight however runs on batteries therefore it is battrical.

battrical by Keriokee7 June 15, 2011

Bathrican

The annoying black guy who tries to get you to use his aftershave in return for a tip in a nightclub toilet.

They usually chant songs such as:

"No Spray, No Lay"
"No Armani, No Poonani"
"No Splash, No Gash"

They repeatedly hassle you for change, even if all they've done is turned the tap on before you reached the sink, sometimes even attempting to frisk you for any loose change.

They never make any money and simply cause drunks to go loudly repeating their chants in large groups.

The Bathrican was singing stupid songs and begging it hard

Bathrican by stfobenotmag July 26, 2011

Bariciano 

Cougar prowling monster, who drives his jeep to muchkin land, to play with Talbots.

I shot the Bariciano, but I did not shoot the Deputy.

Bariciano by Gary Talbot July 6, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019