battrician

A battrician is an expert in the field of batteries and other portable forms of power for electronic devices.

I thought my car battery died so I got it tested by a battrician, turns out it was actually my alternator that needed replacing.

battrician by catachanninja January 2, 2011

battrical

something that is battery operated

The desk lamp that I bought at the store runs on electricity, therefore it is electrical.
The flashlight however runs on batteries therefore it is battrical.

battrical by Keriokee7 June 15, 2011

Bathrican

The annoying black guy who tries to get you to use his aftershave in return for a tip in a nightclub toilet.

They usually chant songs such as:

"No Spray, No Lay"
"No Armani, No Poonani"
"No Splash, No Gash"

They repeatedly hassle you for change, even if all they've done is turned the tap on before you reached the sink, sometimes even attempting to frisk you for any loose change.

They never make any money and simply cause drunks to go loudly repeating their chants in large groups.

The Bathrican was singing stupid songs and begging it hard

Bathrican by stfobenotmag July 26, 2011

Bariciano 

Cougar prowling monster, who drives his jeep to muchkin land, to play with Talbots.

I shot the Bariciano, but I did not shoot the Deputy.

Bariciano by Gary Talbot July 6, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008