A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.
Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"
"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."
"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"
"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"
Word origin Trinidad. Buttiwash is the act of a man licking a woman's ass. Ordinarily, associated with a horny man so overcome with joy and excitement from getting a beautiful woman with a nice ass in bed, that he puts his face right on her bare ass.
Nancy to Bob: Hi Bob, whatcha doin buttiwash? I haven't showered in three days.
Bob to Nancy: Don't worry honey, I will clean you right up.
Word originating in Trinidad. A buttiwash, a variation of batty wash, is the act of a man so turned by a beautiful woman and her lovely behind, he puts his face right on her bare ass and licks her ass clean.
Nancy to Greg: Greg, no buttiwash, I haven't showered in three days.
Greg to Nancy: Don't sorry honey, I will clean you up.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!