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batty wash

Jamaican slang for any stimulation of the anus with the tongue.
That girl you just kissed is known for her love of giving men batty wash
batty wash by ja-bwoy December 1, 2006
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batty wash

The art of cleaning another persons rusty sherrifs badge with your tongue
man she was so fit, i didn't hesitate to flip her over and give her a batty wash
batty wash by gary anton November 29, 2003

batty wash

Semen, cum, jizz.

A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.

Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"
"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."

"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"

"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"
batty wash by balbir December 7, 2011

Bati Wash 

Sticking you're penis in another man's butthole
"YO, that man over there does bati wash frequently
Bati Wash by Buttthoe February 1, 2018

buttiwash 

Word origin Trinidad. Buttiwash is the act of a man licking a woman's ass. Ordinarily, associated with a horny man so overcome with joy and excitement from getting a beautiful woman with a nice ass in bed, that he puts his face right on her bare ass.
Nancy to Bob: Hi Bob, whatcha doin buttiwash? I haven't showered in three days.
Bob to Nancy: Don't worry honey, I will clean you right up.
buttiwash by CattlesRgreat August 7, 2017

Buttiwash 

Word originating in Trinidad. A buttiwash, a variation of batty wash, is the act of a man so turned by a beautiful woman and her lovely behind, he puts his face right on her bare ass and licks her ass clean.
Nancy to Greg: Greg, no buttiwash, I haven't showered in three days.

Greg to Nancy: Don't sorry honey, I will clean you up.
Buttiwash by CattlesRgreat August 10, 2017
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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