fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".

Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard

by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021

Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022

stolnack batter

Compound- 1/2 gram "butter" concentrate + 1 gram CBD Nano crystals + 1 gram live resine. For use in Vape Bong.

Let's smoke a bowl, here try this stolnack batter smoke and repeat as needed

by Sastolnack May 27, 2018

Doo Doo Batter

A cake batter made out of shit.

The doo doo batter was perfectly mixed.

by S250 January 4, 2022

batter dipping

The art of deep frying anything that has been dipped in batter.

Carnivals, with their deep fried twinkies and snickers bars, are the best place for batter dipping.

by crisisincrisis April 4, 2012

batter bowl

A sex move made based off a joke from Andrew Dice Clay in which the man keeps a bowl off to the side while fuckin a chick from behind, when he busts a nut he has to cum into the bowl, yell "WHATS IN THE BOWL BITCH", and slap the bowl down on the chicks head right when he yells "BITCH"

"Aye a friend of mine told me to give my girl the batter bowl."
"The fuck is that?"
"Idk, i asked him what it was but he just kept quoting Andrew Dice Clay"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy May 2, 2022

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019