bathness 

awesome, cool, hip, meant to be a compliment to make something cool or someone feel good.

Floriana is so bathness.

bathness by Darryl Norrick August 2, 2008

bahness 

Total suckdom

- Rorsach -

• Dude, come play RvS in ma room
- No dude, I can't, my comp is fucked up
• bahness

bahness by Godfather January 4, 2004

Bethness 

Also seen on social media as #Bethness. The art of a person disappearing without warning or explanation. Typically a temporary disappearance for a period of up to 8 weeks. Person no longer makes or receives phone calls or text messages and is completely silent or removed from social media.

(Random and unexpected vanishing act by people - usually induced due to extreme stress or the desire to remove oneself from social situations. Originally created from famed radio producer "Random Beth" and now used anytime someone needs a "break" from the real world.

It's been a long frickin' month, I need a break...Time to pull a Bethness!

Bethness by DrinkMoCoffee November 9, 2018

bachness monster 

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.

"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"

bachness monster by Steve Bach February 13, 2008