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turd in the bath 

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.
"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha

bathturd 

Someone who was conceived before marriage but born after
Look at that bathturd, who was conceived before marriage but born after
bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018

bathturd 

A word made famous by professional wrestler Bobby Lashley. He meant to say "bastard," but he speaks with a lisp, and instead it came out like "bathturd." It instantly became an internet phenomenon incredibly popular within the Internet wrestling community. It made Lashley full of teh lulz.
"You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight...well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathturd."
bathturd by Dan Himself August 4, 2007

bathturd 

An insult as in "turd that floats in the bath", used instead of bastard.
bathturd: I'm an emo.
you: Even emos are awsomer than you. You're a bathturd.
bathturd by Hyperpixie January 17, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026