Ass Basketry 

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.

Ass Basketry by Maestro41 October 16, 2011

basketride 

When a female or receiving male, sits in a basket that is wound so that when released gyrates in circular motion whilst the other partner sits below the basket with his penis inserted into the vagina or anus. Apparently this causes extreme pleasure on the part of the one not in the basket.

Hey eddie how was your trip to Thailand?

It was great man, i paid 1,000 Baht for a basketride and i came in like 10 seconds, fucking amazing man.

basketride by B.R Fanatic May 22, 2008