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Baseball Players 

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.
John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

baseball player 

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
baseball player by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

baseball player 

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl
friend 1: β€œhes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: β€œhe must play baseball”
friend 1: β€œtotal baseball player”
baseball player by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019

baseball player 

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.
The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!

national kiss a baseball player day 

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field
β€œHey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

Baseball Player 

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.
Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.
Baseball Player by Elroy Gucciardi August 21, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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