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With a woman bent over doggy style you must spread her butt cheeks wide open. start out wide with a circular tounge motion in a whirlpool pattern. slowly getting closer to the anus.once at the center of her asshole you must insert your tounge into her asshole. Then remove it rapidly....Congradulations you just completed a Bartnicki
Oscar gave Rachel a Bartnicki last night
Bartnicki by Sucioking August 14, 2017
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Madalyn Bartnicki 

calls owen a baddie daddy cause hes hot
idk madalyn bartnicki likes owen cause hes daddy

chris bartnicki 

someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.
you see that scrub in the pajama pants over there? he's a real chris bartnicki
chris bartnicki by james(god) March 13, 2009

jory bartnicki

Jory Bartnickis are rare to find. In fact, there is only one known one in America. They are known for being loyal, trustful people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Making one angry or messing with their territory (friends, family) can be a deadly choice, they have a large gun collection and vigilante-style ideas for justice. They can have random jackass moments but easily snap out of when given apple pie. If you find one, hold onto it because it may be the only one you ever find.
Finding a jory bartnicki is ALOMST as rare as seeing sasquatch.

Bryson Bartnicki 

Very smelly, and fugly. Is secretly gay. Defiantly down bad.
Owen thinks he's hot.
He smells like a Bryson Bartnicki

Bortnick 

Can be used as an noun meaning a coward, or faggot. A pecker person. Can be used as an noun also to describe someone who is not quite as pecker as a Bova but still pecker.
"You did your homework? What a Bortnick!"
"That Bortnick stole my lunch money!"
Bortnick by Sean Hagfish April 9, 2008

Samual Bortnick

Some who’s so fucking annoying and praises he knows everything.

Gets no bitch and have mentioned they have done concrete for 6 years.
Shut up Sam! (Always has something to say for no reason)
“My bad Samual Bortnick forgot you’ve been doing this for 6 years.”
Samual Bortnick by KKfrycook December 17, 2021
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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