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This is what you call your booty hole after it gets thoroughly stretched by your boyfriend's man parts, in the most intensely sweaty session of both pleasure and shame...

Man, my barthole really took a beating last night!

barthole by Lil betch September 2, 2021

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Barthole

It’s the same word as butthole but with a accent kinda.

Man, my barthole hurts from pooping

Barthole by Me, DUH 🙄 December 5, 2021

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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Quandale Dingles cousin

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

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barnhole

A more polite and less offensive word meaning asshole or butthole. The word originated from the general misuse of farm animals.

"My barnhole is mighty sore."
"That lady must have one tight barnhole."
"My mommy and daddy are barnholes."

barnhole by babysue October 5, 2005

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Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson by IzzerYes April 16, 2022

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Bartholomew Douglas

Another term for weed or thc products

Lemme get a bit of that Bartholomew Douglas

Bartholomew Douglas by Bartholomew Douglas November 6, 2022

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börthole

Clever way to describe a butthole.

My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.

börthole by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 4, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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