ZWI

Zooming While Intoxicated.

Being/getting drunk online, while attending an internet get-together using an app like Zoom.

Also known as a Zeewee.

The police could have made a fortune if they knew how to issue a ZWI to all the drunks attending the Zoom meeting we had last night.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 22, 2020

börthole

Clever way to describe a butthole.

My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 04, 2021

Cuh

Sub for "cunt" in online conversations so you don't get nailed by the algorithms and banned

"Marjorie Taylor Greene? She's a total cuh."

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty December 20, 2022

tc;dr

too crazy; didn't read

Bob is off his meds again; he just posted a rant on Facebook about aliens not letting him get into law school. tc;dr

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty August 05, 2015

boxhunter

Lesbian, particularly a lesbian with an appetite for cunnilingus, or, an aggressive lesbian (see DYKE). Used pejoratively.

"She's the biggest boxhunter of any dyke I ever met."

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty September 29, 2006

chuck a mental

Australian slang for "throw a fit".

Don't say anything about Angelica's new hairstyle or she'll chuck a mental.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty November 14, 2018

The Zuckerati

n. coll. The powers-that-be which created, and are responsible for, Facebook, from its founder on down to the lowliest programmer.

The Zuckerati are responsible for Facebook, the #1 social network on the world wide web, and the biggest time sink since the advent of online chat rooms and downloadable porn.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty May 06, 2011